"Well I'm the Prince and I'm sort of slaying a dragon - which is something I've never done before, obviously."
David Beckham on his role in Disney's Dream Portrait ads. "David is very tidy - even our fridge is colour-coded. He vaccuums in straight lines - in a pinny. If anyone walks around after he's done it, he gets funny."
Becks must be delighted with his wife's latest revelations in a radio inteview. "I saw the celebration. Superman - super goal."
Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson on Stephen Ireland's cheeky goal celebration - flashing his Superman pants after scoring against Sunderland. "We had to fight. We said if we had to die we would die together on that field."
William Gallas is prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for Arsenal. "If you've met a lovely women, do you really worry about what she did before she met you?"
QPR chairman Gianni Paladini on new manager Luigi de Canio, who has a habit of conducting brief love affairs with the clubs he manages. "I went to see them play in midweek - I didn't realise you could travel so far and still be in England."
Bournemouth manager Kevin Bond contemplates a 315-mile trip to Barrow in Saturday's FA Cup first round. "He had so much space you could have put a bungalow in there for his retirement."
Mick McCarthy believes his Wolves defence don't have much upstairs after leaving Liam Fontaine unmarked to score for Bristol City.
David Beckham on his role in Disney's Dream Portrait ads. "David is very tidy - even our fridge is colour-coded. He vaccuums in straight lines - in a pinny. If anyone walks around after he's done it, he gets funny."
Becks must be delighted with his wife's latest revelations in a radio inteview. "I saw the celebration. Superman - super goal."
Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson on Stephen Ireland's cheeky goal celebration - flashing his Superman pants after scoring against Sunderland. "We had to fight. We said if we had to die we would die together on that field."
William Gallas is prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for Arsenal. "If you've met a lovely women, do you really worry about what she did before she met you?"
QPR chairman Gianni Paladini on new manager Luigi de Canio, who has a habit of conducting brief love affairs with the clubs he manages. "I went to see them play in midweek - I didn't realise you could travel so far and still be in England."
Bournemouth manager Kevin Bond contemplates a 315-mile trip to Barrow in Saturday's FA Cup first round. "He had so much space you could have put a bungalow in there for his retirement."
Mick McCarthy believes his Wolves defence don't have much upstairs after leaving Liam Fontaine unmarked to score for Bristol City.
"Full credit for him that he came to speak to me at the hotel. His English was fine but he didn't say he had a big fry-up or anything."
Blackpool boss Simon Grayson on meeting Juande Ramos before the Carling Cup game with Spurs. "I spotted some strikers jogging about in the Scottish Highlands this morning. It's a rare sight."
Celtic boss Gordon Strachan believes quality forwards are rarer than rocking horse dung. "Even the chef's been out for two weeks with a hernia."
West Ham boss Alan Curbishley is cooking on empty. "I don't like these silly phone-in programmes. People come on who don't know what the hell they are talking about and say things like 'sack the manager because the team played crap today'."
Harry Redknapp tip-toes around the issue of phone-ins. "You would have to ask the individual horse."
Australian chief steward Ray Murrihy's reply in the Kieren Fallon trial after being asked whether Daring Aim was said to have a "whirling tail".
Blackpool boss Simon Grayson on meeting Juande Ramos before the Carling Cup game with Spurs. "I spotted some strikers jogging about in the Scottish Highlands this morning. It's a rare sight."
Celtic boss Gordon Strachan believes quality forwards are rarer than rocking horse dung. "Even the chef's been out for two weeks with a hernia."
West Ham boss Alan Curbishley is cooking on empty. "I don't like these silly phone-in programmes. People come on who don't know what the hell they are talking about and say things like 'sack the manager because the team played crap today'."
Harry Redknapp tip-toes around the issue of phone-ins. "You would have to ask the individual horse."
Australian chief steward Ray Murrihy's reply in the Kieren Fallon trial after being asked whether Daring Aim was said to have a "whirling tail".
"I'll have to get my son to duff him up!"
Cardiff boss Dave Jones after Steven Gerrard knocked his side out of the Carling Cup. Jones jr attends Liverpool's academy. "It's just a game of football. There are 1.2 billion people in India who couldn't give a s*** what happens to Reading."
Reading boss Steve Coppell is philosophical after the 3-1 defeat by Fulham. AND SOME FROM YOU "And Arsenal finally lose their unbeaten record after drawing with Liverpool."
Fox soccer channel commentator at the end of the Liverpool-Arsenal game. (Darren Cooper, USA). "In the situation we're in, any win is a good win but I thought it was a good win."
Bournemouth Manager Kevin Bond after his team, er, win 2-0. (Simon Reed, England). "Pericard's got himself free - that's twice this week....he was only released from Strangeways a few days ago."
Commentator on the Stoke-Bristol City game. Striker Vincent Pericard came out of jail two days before the match. (Ben Marlow, UK). "It looks like he's starting a moped."
Dave Woods describing the aptly-nicknamed Rob 'Beep Beep' Burrow's crouching and bouncing conversion technique in the GB v NZ Test match. (Kev Pender, England).
Cardiff boss Dave Jones after Steven Gerrard knocked his side out of the Carling Cup. Jones jr attends Liverpool's academy. "It's just a game of football. There are 1.2 billion people in India who couldn't give a s*** what happens to Reading."
Reading boss Steve Coppell is philosophical after the 3-1 defeat by Fulham. AND SOME FROM YOU "And Arsenal finally lose their unbeaten record after drawing with Liverpool."
Fox soccer channel commentator at the end of the Liverpool-Arsenal game. (Darren Cooper, USA). "In the situation we're in, any win is a good win but I thought it was a good win."
Bournemouth Manager Kevin Bond after his team, er, win 2-0. (Simon Reed, England). "Pericard's got himself free - that's twice this week....he was only released from Strangeways a few days ago."
Commentator on the Stoke-Bristol City game. Striker Vincent Pericard came out of jail two days before the match. (Ben Marlow, UK). "It looks like he's starting a moped."
Dave Woods describing the aptly-nicknamed Rob 'Beep Beep' Burrow's crouching and bouncing conversion technique in the GB v NZ Test match. (Kev Pender, England).
"We are replacing someone who will never be replaced in Warne."
Aussie chairman of selectors Andrew Hilditch on picking a replacement for Shane Warne. (Matt, UK). "They're going nowhere fast."
"Well, they're going nowhere slowly either."
"Then they're going nowhere at a medium pace."
Andrew Cotter and Brian Moore on Cardiff Blues' attack against Leicester. (Stephen F, UK). "The lads have started like a train on fire."
Radio Nottingham's Johnny Mullins as Mansfield led Macclesfield 4-0 at half-time. (Alan B, Nottingham). "I've spoken to Brian but I think what was said should stay between us."
Lawrence Dallaglio discovers a rather belated sense of privacy after slating England coach Brian Ashton in his autobiography. (Jack Hazzard, UK). "There is no doubt in my mind that Kevin will win the Lonsdale belt."
Boxing promoter Tommy Gilmour. As he was commenting on Kevin Anderson v Kevin McIntyre he was on pretty safe ground! (Peter Vincent, Scotland). "There's Dale Earnhardt Junior, walking along pit row with his manager and long-time cousin."
US commentator during the Nascar race at Talladega. (Woody, Bristol). "I've lost count of how many passes this Arsenal move is. It must be more than double figures."
Sky Sports commentator thinks Arsenal have produced at least a 100-pass move. (Janiv Patel, UK).
Aussie chairman of selectors Andrew Hilditch on picking a replacement for Shane Warne. (Matt, UK). "They're going nowhere fast."
"Well, they're going nowhere slowly either."
"Then they're going nowhere at a medium pace."
Andrew Cotter and Brian Moore on Cardiff Blues' attack against Leicester. (Stephen F, UK). "The lads have started like a train on fire."
Radio Nottingham's Johnny Mullins as Mansfield led Macclesfield 4-0 at half-time. (Alan B, Nottingham). "I've spoken to Brian but I think what was said should stay between us."
Lawrence Dallaglio discovers a rather belated sense of privacy after slating England coach Brian Ashton in his autobiography. (Jack Hazzard, UK). "There is no doubt in my mind that Kevin will win the Lonsdale belt."
Boxing promoter Tommy Gilmour. As he was commenting on Kevin Anderson v Kevin McIntyre he was on pretty safe ground! (Peter Vincent, Scotland). "There's Dale Earnhardt Junior, walking along pit row with his manager and long-time cousin."
US commentator during the Nascar race at Talladega. (Woody, Bristol). "I've lost count of how many passes this Arsenal move is. It must be more than double figures."
Sky Sports commentator thinks Arsenal have produced at least a 100-pass move. (Janiv Patel, UK).
"Sam (Allardyce) would be a fool to let it happen and the guy who goes in would be a fool to accept it. The chairman, who is not a fool, would be a fool to go and do it, too."
The one and only Kevin Keegan scotches rumours that he is going to become director of football at Newcastle. (Lewis Taylor, Bristol). Commentator 1: "The referee sure did take long to make his decision. He was like a father on his way home from a long day's work, stopping off at a pet store to buy his nine-year-old daughter a puppy for her birthday, looking through the window really, really hard, not wanting to make the wrong choice."
Commentator 2: "He sure did!"
Mind-boggling American commentary on ESPN during the World Series. (Alan Barnett, Ireland/Israel). "A handball is when your hand touches the ball."
Gary Lineker. That's cleared that up, then. (Bob Dole, UK). "He really should have a licence for that right foot."
Commentator on MOTD 2 after Stevie G scored a scorcher of a free-kick for Liverpool against Arsenal. (Sam Lannie, England). "I think we are all frightened a little bit when a new broom starts to sweep."
Birmingham manager Steve Bruce on the takeover talks. (Dave, England).
The one and only Kevin Keegan scotches rumours that he is going to become director of football at Newcastle. (Lewis Taylor, Bristol). Commentator 1: "The referee sure did take long to make his decision. He was like a father on his way home from a long day's work, stopping off at a pet store to buy his nine-year-old daughter a puppy for her birthday, looking through the window really, really hard, not wanting to make the wrong choice."
Commentator 2: "He sure did!"
Mind-boggling American commentary on ESPN during the World Series. (Alan Barnett, Ireland/Israel). "A handball is when your hand touches the ball."
Gary Lineker. That's cleared that up, then. (Bob Dole, UK). "He really should have a licence for that right foot."
Commentator on MOTD 2 after Stevie G scored a scorcher of a free-kick for Liverpool against Arsenal. (Sam Lannie, England). "I think we are all frightened a little bit when a new broom starts to sweep."
Birmingham manager Steve Bruce on the takeover talks. (Dave, England).
"Bolton are having a moment. Since they introduced Speed, they seem to have perked up a bit."
Commentator at the Villa/Bolton game. Should Bolton be drug-tested?! (Jonesey, UK). "It took time for Anderson to settle at United as they play with balls flashing everywhere."
Phil Thompson discusses the new boy at Man Utd. (Chris Wright, UK). "It was awful. Sometimes you have one or two players who are not doing their job, but on this occasion we had about a dozen."
Despite Sven managing to sneak an extra player on to the pitch, Man City were still awful against Chelsea! (George Quin, England). CHANTS OF THE WEEK "Can we play you every week?"
Man City fans while 6-0 down to Chelsea. (David, UK). "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot..."
Ipswich Town fans after Dan Harding skied his free-kick into the top tier of the South Stand against Wolves. "There's Only One Jonny Wilkinson!"
Wolves join in the fun. (Harrison Page, England).
Commentator at the Villa/Bolton game. Should Bolton be drug-tested?! (Jonesey, UK). "It took time for Anderson to settle at United as they play with balls flashing everywhere."
Phil Thompson discusses the new boy at Man Utd. (Chris Wright, UK). "It was awful. Sometimes you have one or two players who are not doing their job, but on this occasion we had about a dozen."
Despite Sven managing to sneak an extra player on to the pitch, Man City were still awful against Chelsea! (George Quin, England). CHANTS OF THE WEEK "Can we play you every week?"
Man City fans while 6-0 down to Chelsea. (David, UK). "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot..."
Ipswich Town fans after Dan Harding skied his free-kick into the top tier of the South Stand against Wolves. "There's Only One Jonny Wilkinson!"
Wolves join in the fun. (Harrison Page, England).
"If Robin Hood was real, he'd be dead!"
Oldham supporters at Forest. (Luke, England). "Let's all wave at Warnock!"
Sung by Watford at Crystal Palace, followed by 1,000 fans waving across the pitch to Neil Warnock. (Phil, England). "There's only one Gary Mills."
Tamworth fans after boss Gary Mills got rid of midfielder....Gary Mills. "Where's your Hamilton - where's your Hamilton?"
Salisbury fans at Stevenage in FA Cup qualifying match, after Stevenage-born Lewis Hamilton announced he was leaving the UK for Switzerland. (Ed, Cambridge). "Li-ver-pool, hoof the ball."
Arsenal fans at Anfield, after Liverpool started playing long-ball tactics. (Jonny, Ireland). "You're not fit to referee!"
During the Sheffield Wednesday-Blackpool game, when the referee went off injured. (Dave D, UK). "Ade - Bom By Yay!"
Arsenal fans adapt the famous Muhammad Ali chant for striker Emmanuel Adebayor. (Jackson, England). "We've got De Canio, **** off Mourinho!"
QPR fans salute their new manager against Hull. (Alex Ferguson, UK).
Oldham supporters at Forest. (Luke, England). "Let's all wave at Warnock!"
Sung by Watford at Crystal Palace, followed by 1,000 fans waving across the pitch to Neil Warnock. (Phil, England). "There's only one Gary Mills."
Tamworth fans after boss Gary Mills got rid of midfielder....Gary Mills. "Where's your Hamilton - where's your Hamilton?"
Salisbury fans at Stevenage in FA Cup qualifying match, after Stevenage-born Lewis Hamilton announced he was leaving the UK for Switzerland. (Ed, Cambridge). "Li-ver-pool, hoof the ball."
Arsenal fans at Anfield, after Liverpool started playing long-ball tactics. (Jonny, Ireland). "You're not fit to referee!"
During the Sheffield Wednesday-Blackpool game, when the referee went off injured. (Dave D, UK). "Ade - Bom By Yay!"
Arsenal fans adapt the famous Muhammad Ali chant for striker Emmanuel Adebayor. (Jackson, England). "We've got De Canio, **** off Mourinho!"
QPR fans salute their new manager against Hull. (Alex Ferguson, UK).
"Car-park near Stansted, you're just a car-park near Stansted."
Weston-super-Mare fans to their Bishop's Stortford counterparts.
"Bus-stop near Bristol, you're just a bus-stop near Bristol."
Stortford fans make a swift retort! (Gareth Stephens, England). STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK "Coming on for Fulham, Shefki Cuckoo."
Fulham announcer gets in a flap as Shefki Kuqi comes on as a sub against Reading. "Mr Coombes in L1, your wife has just gone into labour."
At Leicester v Barnsley game. (Josh Sewell, England). FLAG OF THE WEEK "United, Kids, Wife...in that order."
Seen on a banner during the Man Utd-Arsenal game. (Anon).
Weston-super-Mare fans to their Bishop's Stortford counterparts.
"Bus-stop near Bristol, you're just a bus-stop near Bristol."
Stortford fans make a swift retort! (Gareth Stephens, England). STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK "Coming on for Fulham, Shefki Cuckoo."
Fulham announcer gets in a flap as Shefki Kuqi comes on as a sub against Reading. "Mr Coombes in L1, your wife has just gone into labour."
At Leicester v Barnsley game. (Josh Sewell, England). FLAG OF THE WEEK "United, Kids, Wife...in that order."
Seen on a banner during the Man Utd-Arsenal game. (Anon).
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