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GOALFLASHES AND MAJOR INCIDENTS (all times BST)

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By Sam Lyon

Sam, Spain via text: "Re: possible theme tune: Ride of the Valkyries seems the only appropriate theme tune to me!"

RoshanShetty on Twitter: "Big chance today for Ben Foster to establish himself in the Fabio Capello camp as the only genuine contender for Joe Hart's no.1 England jersey."

1245: BOLTON v BIRMINGHAM:
Chris Whyatt reports: "No bona fide dripping-in-gold uberstars on show at the sparse Lancashire homage to modern sporting architecture that is the Reebok. But, though neither side is flying, both remain unbeaten this season. Will Birmingham's new basketball player-sized signing Nicola Zigic take a schooling from Bolton's hitman-for-all-seasons Kevin Davies? Can former Manchester City man Martin Petrov weave his elusive magic for the hosts? A win would really spark one team's season into life. But a draw would keep both chugging along nicely…"

Royal Blue Hakuren on 606: "Sunday football, bring it on."

oliverhj84 on Twitter: "BBC's Live Text Commentary. The modern day equivalent to Grandstand! You're the 21st century Des Lynam! Just missing the nostalgic theme tune!"
Love it. Theme tune suggestions welcome, folks.

1241: And you know what I'd like while the goals pile in today? Your top-level chat, that's what. Rio Ferdinand might not want to get involved today, but by golly I'm betting you do. So get chatting on 606, text me on 81111 (UK) or +44 7786200666 (worldwide) with FOOTBALL before your message, or Tweet me. Have it.

1234: Or, perhaps today's matches will return to form with a couple of 6-0s, a 4-4 and a 3-2er just to restore order, like. On the face of it, we could be in luck. There has been just one goalless draw in the last 35 Bolton-Birmingham meetings and none in Sunderland-Man City matches since 1938, Liverpool will be free to pile towards the West Brom goal in the knowledge the Baggies haven't scored in eight Premier League meetings against them, and Everton may well be licking their lips ahead of their trip to Villa bearing in mind the hosts have lost by a six-goal margin twice in their last 10 league matches, having previously gone 24 years without losing by such a margin in the top flight. And yes, I know, I really should get out more.

1230: So, after a couple of Premier League weekends that can only be described as goal-mental, some semblance of normality was restored yesterday with only(!) 15 goals scored in six matches. Perhaps we've been spoiled by the net-busting start to the season?

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